A man was sitting and crying. A girl passed by and asked:
-Why are you crying?
-I`m hungry.
She bought him food, he ate it and started crying again.
-Why are you crying now?
-I`m thirsty...
She went and bought him a drink.
-Why are you crying now?
-I`m missing a woman`s love...
The girl thought for a while, agreed and they had sex...
-And now what`s wrong? Why are you crying?
-Life sucks... look around - everywhere whores...