Funny Screwed Indian Joke
An Indian learned how to write and started to keep a journal:
Day one: It was such a lovely day. The chief`s daughter got lost , we found her next to the river and everybody lined up her. Such a lovely day.
Day two: Such a lovely day. The chief`s wife got lost , we found her next to the rocks and everybody lined up her. Such a lovely day.
Day three: Such an awful day. How the hell could I get lost?!
A boy is accepted as a student in France. On goodbye, his father told him:
-Son, if you need more money for love, write in the letter that it is for hunting.
After a month the first letter came:
“Dad, please send me 100 franks for notebooks, 200 franks for books and 500 franks for hunting.”
After one more month the father gets second letter:
“Dad, please send me 100 franks for notebooks, 200 franks for books and 500 franks for hunting and 1000 more to fix the weapon.”
Man went to a tattoo artist and asked him to tattoo a bill of $ 1,000 on his dick. The tattoo artist got very confused, and told the man that it would hurt a lot. Finally, he asked him why did he want to tattoo $ 1,000 on his dick.
"For three reasons"– said the man. - "First of all, I love to watch how my capital increases. Secondly, I want to see how long would it take my wife to blow it out and last, but not the least - I want to see how would they take my taxes!"
Some guy came back home and saw his wife and his best friend to fuck in the bedroom.
-Dude! -trembling started the husband- why would you do that?! We know each other since we were 5, we've grown up together, we`ve been eating from the same plate… I haven`t done anything bad to you through my whole life... And stop fucking her while I`m talking to you!
A policeman saw a kid on the street and asked it:
-What`s you name?
-Like my father`s.
-And what`s his name?
-And what are your names?!
-They are the same...
Winnie the Pooh and Piglet were sitting on a lawn, and suddenly Pooh turned into Piglet and stroke him great punches. Piglet whole covered in blood asked him:
-Winnie, why did you do that? I thought we were friends?!
-Shut up, stupid pig! How could I know what the hell are you thinking?!
Winnie The Pooh and Piglet are walking through the woods. Piglet asks:
-Pooh, where are we going?
-To kill a pig.
-What if it runs away?
-Don`t you dare you dirty swine!
Black humor black jokes and much more.
A little girl comes home:
- Mother, mother, I have an A on the Geography exam.
- What are you so happy about? You still have cancer!
True friendship joke.
Winnie The Pooh and The Piglet are walking through the forest and they stumbled across two pots of honey.
- Piglet, let`s eat them now… - said Winnie The Pooh.
- But we don`t have spoons.
- Why don`t you go and get some from home. I would keep an eye on the pots.
- OK- said Piglet and went to take spoons.
After a while, Piglet came back and what to see- Winnie the Pooh, lying on the ground and the pots wallowing next to him.
- But, Winnie…You have eaten all the honey- cried Piglet.
- Shut your mouth, stupid swine. Can`t you see that I've overeaten.
Marriage is the price that the man pays for the sex. Sex is the price that the woman pays for the marriage.