A tourist is driving a car around a village. A chicken overtakes him with furious speed and bursts into the farm yard. The man got out frustrated and asked the door guard:
- What the hell was that?
- Ah, that…our vet is such an enthusiast! He always experiments. He invented a chicken with four legs, four shins, you know?
- And is it delicious?
- We don`t know…No one can catch it!


-Excuse me, but you still owe me 1000$!
-Apologize accepted!


What is black,inside black, inside black,inside black?
A pregnant black woman in a dark tunnel in the middle of the night.


Conversation between programists:
-What do you do when you see a cool girl?
-I record the file.



"What was the sin that Adam has done?" - asked the teacher.
"He had eaten the forbidden fruit."
"And how was he punished?"
"He had to marry Eve."


The hen laid a 8 - pounds egg. A reporter from the local media came to interview her.
- How did it happen?
- It`s a secret.
- What are your future plans?
- To lay 10 pounds egg.
Then the reporter asked the cock:
- How did that happen?
- It`s a secret.
- What are your plans for the future?
- To beat up the ostrich…


Two flies:
"People are so stupid! They spend so much money for ceilings and they don`t even walk on them!"


A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician were sitting and watching a house: two people were walking in the house, two people were walking out.
The biologist said:
"That`s normal. This is the result of a natural process of reproduction."
The physicist said:
"Nothing unusual. Acceptable error."
The mathematician said:
"If one man enters the house, there will be no one inside.”


How do you know when a man is getting older?
-You know it, when for the first time he can not second time.
And how do you know, that he already has got older?
-You know it, when for the second time he can not do the first time ;)


The guest, while eating dinner:
- Excuse me, lady, why is your dog staring at me?
- Oh, don`t pay attention to it. It always looks this way, whenever somebody eats from its plate.